Tuesday, May 17, 2005

Weekend Report

by Cynthia MacKinnon-Morris

The previous weekend was spent, in large part, driving a large truck to and from the "ROCK" place. We had a window of 2 hours to get our loads, have them weighed, then unload at home. There was an unanticipated slowdown, however. At a busy intersection (fourway stop) between us and "ROCK," a group of people were collecting for MDA (and not the mescaline and amphetamine sort). They stood in the middle of the road at all four stop points and offered pails in which to toss your donation. Nice idea. Of course one doesn't like to bypass without giving--which I guess is what the Harley Davidson bikers Association was counting on. And, we did give. The issue was that we made six or eight passes within that 2 hour span. Our intentions were not to 'give' each time, plus we were under the time-gun and this slowed down traffic a fair bit. Scott was at the wheel and I just averted my eyes; we did think that perhaps they would recognize us: "Oh yes, those people gave already." But no, bit of the guilt-trip-look each time we passed and then, one burly-women called after us: "It could be you next!" Great. I knew we should have broken our donation down into singles!

Anyhow, our first trip load-wise, was uneventful--except for the 5 or 6 tries Scott made backing this truck over the sidewalk and up to the rock garden area to dump the 2 tons of pea gravel. I am not entirely sure why this was necessary but it may have been due to .... well, okay, I haven't a clue. It did look professional though Scott! And off we went to pick up (and drive the MDA gauntlet) the one ton of sand and mega-tons of flagstone. The flagstone had to be unloaded pieces at a time and some of it was pretty heavy--the rest was small annoying pieces. The clock was ticking and the Stiltskins changed jobs--me on the truck and Scott setting flagstone on the driveway. Phew! done finally. Out of sheer desperation, we dumped that load of sand right on the driveway. The rest of the weekend was spent wheeling and raking sand and pea-gravel--for the flagstone foundation and the rock garden. Not very picturesque--thus, no picture.

The only noteworthy outcome of the weekend was the new-found play area for the kitties. They were in seventh heaven! The sand pile presented many opportunities for fun--and just in case the reader suspects other uses for the sand pile? our cats are whimpy! They scratch furiuosly at the door during the evening as if there were a lion on their tails. Open the door and swoosh--------into the litter box. Sometimes, if a bunch come in at the same time, we have a queue at the box. Go figure. They do, I must note, have two litter boxes in the garage (it's accessible from outside), but I guess there is no place like one's own special litter box. When, I wonder, will they realize that the outdoors is one big litter box just a-waiting for some action? And while I am on this topic, one more thing. I bought some lovely fountain grass and planted it. So, what do you think they use as their grass-resource? I try to point out that there is a sea of lush green grass all around us, but oh no, got to eat the expensive stuff. We have decided to plant some catnip and oatgrass seeds on the south side of the house and let them have a free-for-all.

This weekend was one of excitement (landscaping type excitement). We spent Saturday at nurseries--well, one nursery to receive free advice, otherwise we hit grocery stores and hardware stores--the Stiltskins are not made of gold you know! Pocket books lighter, we returned home victorious.

Sunday was the big day. Scott puzzle-pieced together half of our patio with flagstone while I tried frantically (AGAIN) to eradicate the Chameleon plants. Example
I carted out more loads of pea gravel (we were generous in the estimation of our needs) and actually exposed some of our lovely rocks in the rock garden. This is a close-up of one of our prized fossil stones. Example
Then I began the process of digging, adding good soil to the not very good clay, and planting. What I thought would be an hour's job turned into an hours' labour. Example Very quickly the pea gravel was hurting my bare knees, plus I was tiring, so the neighbours got to see me lying on my side, perched on an elbow, in the gravel bed. Just my moaning alone (about the amount of unexpected effort and time) added an additional hour onto the job.

I had gone to the 'nurseries' armed with a list of plants. We came away from the 'nurseries' with different plants. It got so difficult to read the darn tags and match with the list, that I gave up. As an anchor, we got a dwarf Alberta Spruce (Scott's choice); he also likes the look of dwarf creeping Juniper so in it went. We added some colour with: Salvia (purple Meadow Sage), Lavandula (Silver Edge Lavender), we had already planted the creeping Phlox on the berm but added another couple pinky-purple plants: Delosperma (John Profitt) and Sedum (Autumn Joy). Scott likes yellow (Green Bay Packer colour) so in went another couple sedum (Stonecrop) and Coreopsis (Tickseed). For some interesting foliage Campanula (Bellflower), and Blue Fescue (I love grasses). This is a side view of the rock garden: Example My personal favourite are the Sempervivum (Hen & chicks). My grandmother, Hattie, had these planted in front of their little house and they always fascinated me. Example We would take the little chicks and stick them in a bare section of garden and voila! they would grow like magic! The other thing that made them special was that my grandfather thought that flower gardens were frivilous and Hattie wasn't allowed to keep much of a garden. He said that the only decent flower out there was that of the potato plant. So, these little plants were Hattie's pride and joy. My own hen/chicks that I planted last summer are thriving and I wanted to continue their growth in our rock garden as a memory of Hattie.

To end this week's garden journal, here are a couple pictures of our little rain forest garden along the north side of the house.
Example
I took these photos just minutes before the sun went down--which is the only time of the day that this garden receives direct sunlight.

6 Comments:

At 4:55 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

A) in defense of my backing over the curb, if said truck spun tires on the green monster, it would have been sportin' a reverse mohawak, which only encourages monsters of this stripe.
2) that closeup of our prized fossil stone is indeed a hunk of fossil-rich strata, and not, as you may have thought, mere bathtub water ariated from our spigot's water-pressure force.

 
At 3:02 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

a couple questions:

1. what's MDA - muscular dystrophy ass'n? menopausal divas ass'n? manic dentists ass'n? motorcycling do-gooders ass'n?

2. what is a rainforest garden? it doesn't really sound at home in the Midwest...(looks nice though)

 
At 6:46 PM, Blogger cyn said...

1. yup (the first)...at least that is what we assumed. Actually could be any of the above now that I think about it!
2. I think of the gardens at Stanley Park in Vancouver when I hear rain forest garden. Sheltered by large trees (here it is a house!), lots of wildflowers like: bleeding hearts, Jacob's Ladder, Lily-of-the-Valley; hostas and ferns and moss (hopefully!), old growth forest remains (ok, we have old cedar logs BUT, there is moss and a myriad of other things growing in them. The other components are mild temperatures, lots of shade and moisture. The position of this garden allows for shade and is protected from the elements. Plus it is the one area of grass that is so incredibly lush (the ground retains moisture here--to a fault) that it is perfect only for this type of garden!

 
At 10:06 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

What happened to the catosaurii? Not a catastrophic extinction event, I hope? But seriously, you have the makings of a fine Indiana cat chowder - I mean, clowder - there! Personally, I have always felt that 'pestilence' was a more suitable term for a group of cats (or even a single cat), but clowder - being purportedly a cross between 'litter' and 'clutter' (how peculiarly apt for felines) - has its charm too. Another term you might consider (if your cats are anything like mine) is 'wackelass'. Originating with the German settlers of Lunenburg NS, it denotes something one stumbles over frequently. Of course, that begs the question what does one call a group of wackelasses (wackelassi?)? I'll venture a humble suggestion: a stumbledom.

Alacks and alases,
Here I am
A stumblebum
Humble among
A stumbledom
Of wackelasses...

If it appear I am dogmatic, let me assure you I am bipetsual. I hate being asked if I am a catperson or a dogperson, as if I could only be one or the other. I am proudly CP/DP! In fact, I am probably metropetsual since I have an abiding interest in ferrets and pygmy goats too (sadly I've had to give up rats in favor of cats...or boas - it's hard to keep both; and potbellied pigs remind me too much of sad childhood experiences with guinea pigs; and miniature horses - just plain creepy! Can you say 'mutated'?). That reminds me...who or what was the Big Bad Wolf and what became of it? From your sly comment, it is hard to tell whether it was a former canine or former mother-inlaw! Woof!

 
At 10:10 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Greetings, weed-end warriors - you have done very well; it looks great! This comment really doesn't have anything to do with your yard, however - at least, I hope it doesn't; it's what I'd have to call a 'bog blog'. Or, inre the recent World Toilet Expo held in Shanghai: "Looking for Wan Fan Loo". I confess - I am a woman, and therefore I am obsessed with toilets. AKA, I loathe them... They are the crux of the entire bathroom battleground (you know, the one involving all-but-unmentionable stains and smells). I don't know too many guys who have a very raised consciousness re: toilets (toilet seats, yes..) - except possibly janitors and the cleansers those guys have aren't just industrial - they're downright nuclear!
So what's your average woman (who doesn't fancy corroding her hands and half her lungs away) to do? Better mousetrap? Hah, the world would truly be beating a path to you door (or one of them, anyway) if you invented the better toilet. And that was the point of the Expo...sure there were the musical toilets, the perfumed ones, the air-wafting ones, the heated seat ones, but what people were really checking out were the nice simple easy-to-use effective bifs. Easy-to-use and easy-to-clean.
Now I've been over there (if you consider 'over there' to be Europe and Asia) a bit and have had the chance to sample a few loos. Despite what many of us believe, we 'over here' ( that is N.N. America) are not world leaders in the sanitation dept. Oh, 'they' have some intensely interactive facilities (eg. they stink/you puke; they flood/you do the hop, etc), whether you are talking about China or Italy (among others) but don't we also? What about some of our scenic gas station 'rest stops' - or nite spots? A dive's a dive on any continent - judicious breathholding and not touching any surfaces are not out of place (nor is puking or hopping). By the way, if ever in Paris, don't miss a chance to tour the Paris Sewer Museum where you can learn that today's trash ("les poubelles") is named in honor of sewage pioneer M. Poubelle. Kind of has a certain ring, doesn't it?
The one single thing that bothers me most about N. American is the dearth of bidets. We need a slogan! "Hygiene: It's not just for French Hookers anymore!" I mean it is almost 20 years since Crocodile Dundee got laughs from us barbarians by soaking his toosties in said item. I fell (not quite literally) for the bidet while in Italy. Yes Italy runs the gamut from bar 'squat&drops' to pristine hotel fixtures con bidet - or whatever it is in Italian: bidetta per donne? That's part of the problem: even in Europe, the bidet is seen as an essentially female item. That's ok - it is somewhat more useful for women (especially at certains times) - but, hey, I've laundered enough tighty-whities with skidmarks to know men need bidets too (oh, pleasegodyes). Italy is a land of contrasts but I am sure their women are fit to rule the world. Nowhere else have I seen the sight of a well-dressed middle-aged matron in nylons, pumps and skirt maneuvering a bicycle through their maniacal traffic with a bag of groceries in one hand, an umbrella in the other, and perfect aplomb. (Ok, I did see 2 adults, a child and what appeared to be a German Shepherd on a mini-scooter in Thailand but that was chaos in the making). And Italian women in advanced states of pregnancy (eg. 8 months) wearing one-piece pantsuits apparently are not phazed by the aforesaid bar squat&drops. It must be genetic! And we need a bathroom revolution.
S&Ds are not all bad - in some ways they make a lot of sense: it's the perfect position in which to do some business (gravity assisting) yet doesn't encourage lingering to peruse the latest copy of People. With ones that were decently maintained, I felt far less fear I'd be a-slipping and a-sliding, a-splishing and a-splash, ...taking a bath. Or needing one! Surprisingly, Thailand had some of the nicest S&Ds and plenty of public ones - as long you were near the wats (temples). Since they are one of the main attractions (at least of Northern Thailand), the tourist has the double benefit of entertainment and relief in one location. Generally, though the facilities were antiquated (handy bucket and dipper), they were scrupulously maintained by the Buddhist monks. The exception was a major tourist destination which was awash with more than tourists!
So I have nothing against S&Ds but you are even less likely to find them hereabouts than bidets. One of the best bathrooms, in toto, that I ever experience was in a studio apt in Paris: the entire room was tiled and set with a drain. One could happily leave the shower doors wide-open and let the spillage flow away. What's so great about that? Can we say 'sanitary'? How about 'ease of clean-up'? Just like a locker-room, my dream-bathroom would be selfcontained with a drainage system as if the entire bathroom floor where one biiig shower stall! Stand in the doorway, douse the place with cleansers, turn on the hose and voila!
And the toilet? No more nooks, crannies or crevices that require scrubbing and ferreting out of malodorous germs (or whatever; we'll be discreet and say 'germs'). An ode to pristine white porcelain without the cheap plastic accoutrements: little floor bolt covers that pop loose and skitter around so you have to climb under the tank looking for them (are those useless or what? and I ain't putting my head down there again, nuh-uh); seats that shift loose and crack and collect all manner of crud on the undersides; lids that are a mere token to some outdated modesty. No, I want a simple white ceramic pedestal with no loops or curves (surely the necessary innards can be selfcontained?), and broad unembellished brim (oh, get yourself a rubber donut, ye of tender tushies!), no lid, and mount that damn tank near the ceiling or under the floor or where-ever, but just get it the hell out of range....let there be clean, clean, clean! Then, the next time the inevitable someone with less-than-perfect aim comes along or backsplash occurs, just hose that sucker down...I'd recommend mandatory installation of a hose with spray nozzle too (right next to the bidet). Of course, this matters less to most males - how can anyone who can pull it out and let fly in multitudinous locations (saw a besuited French guy whizz on a downtown Parisian sidewalk, zip emphatically and, gesturing with both arms, proudly declaim "voila!') - and has probably only wielded a toiletbrush in self-defense - really understand our pain?
One last note: my perfect bathroom would have to be a loo with a view too. Yes, a window (that's what stained, etched and otherwise non-see-thru glass is about) - one that actually opens (otherwise, why bother? To torment yourself while you pretend those fans really work?). If that is too much for the shy among us - a skylight. Anything to let a little air in! I know we are a tad Puritanical still (it's in our history, after all) and anything that smacks of francophilia is not too popular at the moment but this is a crisis. How can a nation be truly great when it's idea of a bathroom is to bury inefficiency under frou-frou and potpourri. If that's not too frenchified, what is (medieval French, yet)? Let's co-opt the bidet for our own; we can call it a BIDD-it. Say it all together: American Standard biddits - and don't rest till every home design magazine and make-over tv show ranks them right up there with kitchen islands! Go on, get all French on your ass! Merci...

 
At 9:51 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Big Bad Wolf (or BBW as [it] is more commonly known). Hmmmmm. There are sure to be mentions in further posts; BBW is too much a part of the Stiltskins' lives and this forum is my only outlet (besides s. skiltskin) for full-fledged, flat-out big-time dissing. Keep trying!

 

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